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lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

(via i-was-scared-of-pretty-girls)

undrunkscotsman:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…  Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

You’ve reviewed the most Australian thing ever, this is never going to die

undrunkscotsman:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.

It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.

9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.

Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 

So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

You’ve reviewed the most Australian thing ever, this is never going to die

(via i-was-scared-of-pretty-girls)

undrunkscotsman:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…  Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

You’ve reviewed the most Australian thing ever, this is never going to die

undrunkscotsman:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.

It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.

9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.

Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 

So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

You’ve reviewed the most Australian thing ever, this is never going to die

(via i-was-scared-of-pretty-girls)

solar-tsunami:

tremendously-ambitious:

whatamievendoingwithmyblog:

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.  

I feel like this basically summarises our culture.

The guy on the “planking” billboard, though….

The Kiwi’s are just pissed because they suck at cricket and the Aussies are better…only just.

(via i-was-scared-of-pretty-girls)

orionshuntingdog:


unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(Source: dovga.com, via sexualtensionsalmon)

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

(Source: eternalseptember, via xovsumina)

umbreonly:

image

The many people of Tumblr

(via pick-at-chu)

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: roymustache, via pizza)

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